The World According To: Tyrese's Tweets

Twitter self-help.

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Written by Michael Arceneaux (@youngsinick)

There are many celebrities who use social media to wax poetic about life, love, sex, and the pursuit of happiness and profit, but few luminaries have been as successful with their faux-deep musings as singer-actor-pseudo-self-help-guru Tyrese. He might be the arch-rival of Dictionary.com, and yet he is a New York Times best-selling author, gets co-signs from Oprah, and is constantly retweeted by followers that look to him as some sort of singing Dahlia Llama. Clearly, people love to hear what the man has to say.

In The World According To Tyrese, I examine how the entertainer has famously used Twitter to opine on some of the biggest issues of our time—including butt shots, lesbians, African Mandingo Warriors, and powerful Asians. Get ready to be educated. Or, you know, not so much.

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Let God Be Your Optometrist

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Do You Turn YOU On?

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Always Carry Your Ghetto Hot Sauce With You

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Frenemies Are A Waste Of Time

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Go Green With Your Power

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Beware of Sperm

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Use Orbitz To Travel The Globe

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Channel Your Inner African Mandigo Warrior

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Asians Run The World

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Relationships Are Just Like Menus, Too

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Always Show Gratitude

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Schizophrenia Is The Move

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You Can Be A Lesbian Without A Vagina

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Reach For The Stars

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Think of the Babies When Baby Making

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Ain't Nothing Like The Real Thing, Baby

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Choose Friends Over Contractual Obligations

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A Big Ass Has Limits

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Something About Forgiveness

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Life Is Just Like Chilli's

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Don't Be Afraid To Be A "Quality Freak"

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Love Thy Neighbor and Virtual Stranger

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You Ain't Too Proud To Beg, Nah

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Tyrese Helping You See The Possibilities

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