Introduced: 1896
Manufacturer: Kellogg's
Sugar Per Serving: 3g
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Despite the large shadow it casts over breakfast in the popular American imagination, Corn Flakes ain't all that. If you liven it up with some banana slices, you have a fine, fine cereal, but by its lonesome, it's just another means for your fat ass to ingest more corn. Indie filmmakers are shouting about corn consumption. That's how you know it's a problem.