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Sample Thread Message: v4n20uver: I used to snack on sand. Every time we went somewhere with a beach I gained about 10 pounds, oh and the shit oh how it hurt. I was 12 when I realized my most hurtful shits were related to me eating sand.
ResidentMist: I think the scariest part is that it took you 12 years to realize that you're not supposed to eat sand.
You gained 10 pounds from eating sand every time you went to the beach? WHERE WERE YOUR PARENTS??