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Sample Thread Message: darksideclown: Mystique (xmen), because shapeshifting is like asking for unlimited wishes from a genie.

thatkindofhighguy: She seems like a bit of a freak, so fully expect her to try and peg you when you're really drunk.

StarCMD: As long as she did it while looking like Quint from Jaws, I'd be fine with that.

This one speaks for itself. Never change Reddit, never change.