Highest Office Held: US House of Representatives, Florida

Maybe there are worse choices for disgraced public servants than reality TV. After Mark Foley disgraced himself by sending lewd text messages to underage pages, he retreated to his home state of Florida to open a creepy consignment shop. At "Celebrity Consignment," you can purchase items that belong to Foley and his friends.

What do they sell at the shop? Lots of beds, wicker balls, and kumquat trees. Of course, a sad Republican's consignment shop wouldn't be complete without an uncomfortable number of elephant paintings and statuettes for sale as well.