4. Weapons-handling, Tank-driving, and Crawling in Uniform
Contestant: Ksenya Agarkova
Pageant: Miss Russian Army 2005
Miss Russian Army is a competition that began in 2005 as part of the government's propaganda push to encourage men to join the Army. Whereas sex in the barracks is discouraged here, it's apparently all the rage in the former USSR. All of the contestants in this show had to perform the same feats as Agarkova. However, it seems that Agarkova performed them the best while remaining graceful and hot. Nazdorovya!