Worst Show: The Weather

Think about it: If it weren't for natural disasters that harm real people and places, the Weather Channel wouldn't eat. The sheer joy the broadcasters display when the big storm hits is evidence of this. Watch as men and women who normally suffer through mundane discussions of cold fronts and precipitation percentages get to exclaim and ejaculate when a hurricane or blizzard hits. The reporters must vie for the privilege to stand out in the storm in one of those ponchos, facing the risk of being blown away by extreme winds. It's hard to fault them for their excitement; on any other day, all they do is report the weather.