21. Lifetime Real Women
Worst Show: Love Handles: Couples in Crisis
Lifetime is a powerful, three-pronged empire of sentimental programming, and this particular incarnation of their brand is the most overwrought of them all. From a reality show contest featuring overweight couples, to a show following the exploits of a "supernanny," the programming on Lifetime Real Women manages to be exploitative and boring at the same (sigh) damn time. It's best to be kind, though—if Lifetime's channels keep multiplying at this rate they'll have a Soviet level of control over our media outlets in no time flat.