Followers: 551,492

Are you meaning to tell us that you are not following the woman who invented mermaid dancing? Well, you better hop on the bandwagon now because Wilson is currently racking up followers as the funniest new comedienne in Hollywood.

We don't mean this in a negative way, but thank God she got malaria when she was stationed in Africa as the Rotary International Youth Ambassador for Australia. Yeah, awful, we know. But we wouldn't have known Wilson existed, wouldn't have had Fat Amy from Pitch Perfect or the awful roommate from Bridesmaids, if she didn't have hallucinations of winning an Oscar, which she says started her acting career.