Address: 97 Rainey St.

Off the beaten downtown path lies the up-and-coming watering holes of Rainey Street, an area whose hip, laid back vibe escapes other imbibing areas in Austin, namely 6th Street. The Lustre Pearl appears charming, and not at all worthy of the label we're affixing to it. But look closely, and you'll spot the ever elusive hipster douche. Marked by his tilted bowler hat and perfectly curled handlebar mustache, he can be found sucking down the bar’s overpriced specialty drinks. He can also be seen kinda-sorta playing ping pong on the bar’s outdoor tables, but he'll stop playing long enough to tell you exactly what shade his "You probably don’t know this color" houndstooth pants are. Fuck this bar, and fuck houndstooth.