Address: 208 East 6th St.

What do you get when you fuse a wannabe Stevie Ray Vaughn blues guitarist with a jazz-style drummer, some over the top wanker slapping a bass, and a collegiate crooner with fewer life experiences than a newborn calf? If you guessed a douchtasm of sound that can’t wait to cream the ears of each passersby, you're right! This bar is so remarkably drab, so uniquely dull, that when combined with the cacophony of dreadful music, you won’t be able to tell if they are trying to draw people in or purposefully keep them out. Let us know if you figure it out.