Address: 2313 Rio Grande St.

From the haunches of the University of Texas West Campus region hails this gem of a bar. It’s a barren, lonely place, but it has cheap beers on tap, and a variety of foods that specifically cater to a twenty-year-old’s metabolism. Stumbling distance from most frat and sorority houses, many an illustrious night ends here, and slowly blends into the inevitable walk of shame the next morning. And while we applaud that patrons here opt not to drive home after a night of debauchery, it is still a prick-haven in which nothing cool or poignant has ever happened. Suddenly, that walk of shame makes so much sense.