Twitter handle: @PerezHilton

Date: June 22, 2009

Some say the self-proclaimed "queen of all media" had it coming when Black Eyed Peas rapper Will.I.Am cold-cocked him right in the eye. The physical assault sent the celebrity blogger into a frenzy, as Hilton desperately begged for police assistance…on the social microblogging service. Seriously. Dude jumped on Twitter, then called his lawyer before actually dialing those three simple numbers: 9-1-1. #DramaQueen