Have you seen the latest NRA ad? It's the best yet! Instead of a thoughtful argument exploring options that'll keep guns from killing more people, the clip throws logic out the window in favor of cracked persuasion about President Obama's children and your children.
The video spells it out: President Obama's daughters have armed security—shouldn't yours? It's about equality, people.
In the generous, intelligent spirit of the NRA, here are nine more things President Obama's kids get that your kids need too.
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