No matter how bad your weekend was, Jason London’s was much worse. Early Sunday morning, the Dazed & Confused star was punched in the face by a bouncer at an Arizona bar and arrested on the scene for disorderly conduct, according to TMZ. Apparently the fight occurred after London sneezed on the bouncer; however, instead of apologizing to him, he reportedly punched the bouncer. But that’s not all, folks. Once in the back of the cop car, London allegedly shit his pants, while screaming at the officers. Here is what the site said about the incident:
On his way to the police station ... Jason uttered a homophobic slur to the cops ... saying, "Guess what fa**ot? I f***ing love this. I f***ing own you guys so hard. I'm rich and I'm a motherf***ing famous actor! F***ing look me up,"
Jason continued ... "It smells like s**t in your car and your breath smells like diarrhea." According to the police report, Jason then leaned to the left and crapped in his pants. Jason then said, "I told you I'm happy as s**t."
In response to these fecal allegations, London took to his Twitter to clear his name.
Guys, the TMZ report is a total fucking lie. I got jumped by three 250 pound bouncers. They knocked me out and beat me for several minutes.—Jason London (@JasonPLondon) January 29, 2013
I would never say or do the crap they are reporting. Have faith in me. The truth will come out and you will see.—Jason London (@JasonPLondon) January 29, 2013
Some guy thought I was hitting on his girl and had me jumped. My wife was in the next room, had no idea what even happened. I hate Arizona—Jason London (@JasonPLondon) January 29, 2013
As we wait for the truth to be revealed, take one last look at London’s hilarious mug shot below:
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