Appears In: "Weirdos Need Girlfriends Too"

The author is unable to comment on the relative coolness of real-life posh Brooklyn high-rises, as he's never been invited inside one. If he were asked to comment on what it feels like to be the person who cannot afford the drinks at the expensive bar, let alone afford to purchase several rounds of drinks for two beautiful young women at the bar, he would reply, "It sucks." Due to this gap in knowledge, he had to enlist the help of a female friend who had been invited back to one of these ritzy apartments. She wished to remain anonymous. Her response: "Brian Williams's daughter is right. They suck."

Verdict: Just as Cool as It Is in Girls