8. Michele Nordin as The Nun
Michele Nordin has the dubious distinction of being Hank Moody's very first on-screen hookup. The pilot's opening scene is a dream sequence in which Hank fantasizes about getting it on with, of all people, a smoking hot nun. Just as the unholy act is about to be consummated, Hank wakes up. When he does, he's laying in the bed of a very naked Michele Nordin, who also played the nun in Hank's taboo dream.