Date aired: April 2, 2003

After purchasing a video camera from a mysterious dealer, our host is warned the device has some special features. What sort in particular? The ability to see a person’s inner self, the last person they slept with, and where they’ll be in the future. Chappelle was more than happy to share his and Carson Daly's misfortunes through the lens of his enchanted shooter. Too bad it never presaged his imminent meltdown.