Original Show: Party Down
Played By: Martin Starr
The Pitch: There's no justice in the world. Despite a recurring cast of comedy mainstays and guest spots featuring Hollywood's funniest, Party Down wracked up mercilessly low ratings. It's likely that a spinoff would be fail as well, but dammit, it'd be worth it. Please, someone get a writers room together for a show that follows Roman after he finds fame as a sci-fi screenwriter—Entourage meets The Big Bang Theory!

Of course, that's just the pitch. For the one, maybe two resulting seasons, Roman Reloaded would be all dark comedy about the harsh realities of Tinseltown as Roman attempts in vain to protect his vision of sci-fi purity while his ideas are brought to the silver screen.