25. Spirit Hoods
What Your Son Will Say: Was that your Halloween costume?
What We Say: If you are a grown-ass man, the only reason you should wear animal ears on your head is if you killed and skinned that beast yourself and the whole thing is some grand show of macho dominance. We aren't sure where this trend came from, but it's impossible to walk down busy street this winter without thinking we have accidentally stumbled into a furry convention.
The chances you will possibly get laid wearing one of these is minimal, though you may attract a desperate mama bear looking for someone to play daddy with her orphaned cubs.