What Your Son Will Say: You spent hours trying to make something that's guaranteed to be inferior to what you can buy at the store?
What We Say: In the DIY tradition of making your own shitty wines and breads, men all over the country are now busy making their own shitty beer. We love craft breweries and we support anyone who gets some seed money together and produces a truly dope IPA, but that's very different from you and two buddies setting up some buckets and tubes in your broom closet.

Sure, it's good to have hobbies, but won't our children wonder why we didn't just take up weaving or whittling baskets? You know, something useful.