22. Artisinal Condiments
What Your Son Will Say: That must have been some good-ass mayonnaise.
What We Say: While we like that everything from mustard to mayonnaise is being made with higher quality ingredients nowadays, things are still getting a little out of hand. Bohemian centers from Portland to the Big Apple are seeing specialty shops popping up and selling handcrafted foods for the price of an entire grocery trip. If one spoon can empty out your entire ketchup container, then it probably shouldn't cost $25. Also, if you need condiments this pricey to spread on your sandwich, it might be time to invest in some more flavorful meats and cheeses.