Author: Julie Haas Brophy

If you were on the fence about whether or not to help make your baby a baby mama, we might suggest taking a look at this before you leave the Trojans on the night stand. Brophy advertises her books as "quite possibly the best birth control on the market," and she doesn't disappoint.

From pics of "toilets clogged with clothes" to "furniture accented with permanent marker," this might be just the thing to invest in for those gentlemen out there who are deeply afraid of taking those next steps and want to put the fear of child rearing into your girl as well.