4. Down in the Garden
Author: Anne Geddes
How did this become a thing? Who could have guessed that if you put babies in flower pots or dressed them up like various fruits or waterfowl, you can basically print money?
Anne Geddes is the sole owner of the Lifetime Achievement Award for the creation of ridiculous coffee table books. This was the first of six books from Geddes, and countless journals, greeting cards, calendars, and mugs have been made out of her babies-in-weird-costumes pics.
If you don't like it, that's fine. Anne will be too busy swimming in her Olympic-sized pool filled with $20 bills and being massaged by square-jawed houseboys who serve her daiquiris and fan her with palm fronds all day to hear your complaints.