Being the second greatest of all time is still pretty good. While the infomercial food cooker everyone knows and loves is a little higher on our list, you can't sleep on the Ronco Showtime Rotisserie. With a product that takes up little more space than a toaster oven, you can cook two chickens, seven lobster tails, nine burgers, or an entire leg of lamb at once.

We generally prefer to stick to a full-size grill for at-home meat preparation, but, still, we could be persuaded to keep our meat game inside once in a while with a dope machine like this.