Don't lie, you still long for your glory days participating in high school athletics. The NFL playoffs are heating up and that means it's that time of year when you try to relive those teenage years during commercial breaks. The only problem is that, since you're a degenerate gambler and kind of a dick to begin with, you take the games so seriously that no one wants to watch them with you.

In the midst of drinking yourself into oblivion and contemplating what you did to end up all alone for the big game, you'll be able to work out some of that frustration by throwing this ball against a wall repeatedly. Here's what it will look like, except imagine a depressed, grown man instead of the wide-eyed, innocent children pictured.