10. "I threw that shit before I walked in the room!"
Movie: Black Dynamite (2009)
Black Dynamite just might be the funniest new millennium movie that hardly anyone ever talks about. Spoofing the cheap production values, overacting, and overused narrative devices in 1970s blaxploitation flicks, the Michael Jai White-spawned (no pun intended), independent comedy is an end-to-end success, packed with numerous one-liners and a wonderfully in-the-zone performance from White as the titular badass.
Near the film's end, Dynamite confronts the "Fiendish" Dr. Wu (Roger Yuan), but he doesn't whoop his ass: Before any fisticuffs happen, a random boomerang crashes through a window and severs Wu's arm from the elbow down. Dynamite's emphatic response to the dismemberment: "Ha ha! I threw that shit before I walked in the room!"