Movie: Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery (1997)

It's the funniest central joke throughout the whole Austin Powers movie franchise: He's a world-renown secret agent, a la James Bond, so, even though he's quite repulsive-looking, women can't resist him. As a result Austin (Mike Myers) eventually takes the intensely beautiful Vanessa Kensington (Elizabeth Hurley) to bed. It was inevitable.

The morning after one of their back-smacking sessions, Austin and Vanessa answer a ringing videophone totally naked, yet (in his case, thankfully; in her case, regretfully) we never see their privates. Through a series of strategically placed, and well-choreographed, inanimate objects throughout the room, director Jay Roach keeps Myers' member covered.

The props used, in no particular order, include: two pineapples and two melons (to hide Hurley's breasts), a painting of a woman's boobs (again, for Hurley's knockers), a wrapped present (for Myers' wang), and a fancy water pitcher.