So this one is tricky. On one end, maybe your family tree has long been burned to the ground, which is why you choose not to pay them any mind. On the other hand, you might be one of those obsessive fans who lives, breathes, and stalks the artist you work your iTunes to death over—which, sadly, is why you don't know your cousin really needs you to respond to his bone marrow transfer request. If you're the latter, you now know what to do.
10. You Check Out Artist Fan Pages More Than Family Members