If you love food but hate that it has flavor, the sub sandwich is an always tempting option. Late-night delivery service in some college towns is limited, but luckily, places like Jimmy Johns exist to make your stomachs forever despise eating at night. Seriously, the roast beef and turkey taste exactly the same, and there's a mustard-y, vinegar-y mayonnaise concoction leaking out both sides. "I didn't even order mayonnaise," you profess, not really caring. You're hungry, so eat up.