As Seen In: Species (1995)

Just imagine what would happen if alien life forms really prowled the streets of Earth in search of mates—and all the while looking like Natasha Henstridge. Men would be screwed.

Say that was the reality of picking up women in bars and nightclubs: There's a beautiful blonde eyeing you from across the bar. You approach her, buy her a drink, and feel warm inside when she asks to see your apartment. Inside your pad, she undresses, grabs your head, and starts wrestling your tongue with hers. Sounds great, right? Sure, until her alien tongue gets violent, makes you panic, and jabs a hole in the back of your skull.

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