The 100 Worst Ways to Die (As Seen in Movies)

95. Slowly succumbing to a gunshot

As Seen In: Karate Girl (1974)

When it's time to check out of this world, everyone should hope to die with at least a little dignity. Meaning, the opposite of Karate Girl's stupidly over-the-top gunshot victim, who takes a painful but hardly machete-to-the-crotch bullet and, rather than wincing and getting back in the fight, spends a whole minute wailing in slo-mo agony.

Karate Girl should've just aimed for dude's exceptional '70s mustache.

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