As Seen In: Karate Girl (1974)

When it's time to check out of this world, everyone should hope to die with at least a little dignity. Meaning, the opposite of Karate Girl's stupidly over-the-top gunshot victim, who takes a painful but hardly machete-to-the-crotch bullet and, rather than wincing and getting back in the fight, spends a whole minute wailing in slo-mo agony.

Karate Girl should've just aimed for dude's exceptional '70s mustache.