79. Getting run over by the Gingerdead Man
As Seen In: Gingerdead Man (2005)
Any way you look at it, getting run over by some jerk-off who can't drive is bad news. But what if said jerk-off was actually a psychotic, walking, talking, human-sized gingerbread cookie? One that spoke in Gary Busey's voice, mind you? The first thought that'd come to the victim's head: Of all the terrible drivers in the world, why'd I have to come across the one from that awful straight-to-DVD movie starring Gary Busey?" Sometimes the gods need a laugh too.