10 Things You'll See in Every Jason Statham Movie

He will recklessly drive all the vehicles.

Notable Examples: Crank, Transporter, Death Race

Whether he’s in a car, on a motorcycle, or riding a bicycle, Jason Statham needs to make one thing clear: He cannot drive. He makes drunk athletes look safe as he racks up higher and higher body counts behind the wheel. And each new movie offers different vehicles to showcase his road rage.

The entire Crank series should be shown in high school driver’s ed classes. But remember, Statham can do just as much damage behind the wheel of a car as he can on a motorcycle or mountain bike (see Transporter 3).

Don't try anything you've seen him do while driving, or else you’ll end up like Amanda Bynes.

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