3. An STD is one gift she won't appreciate.
With the CDC reporting as many as 19 million new cases of sexually transmitted diseases each year, we get it: STDs happen. But we don't want them happening to us!
Fearing that she has contracted something from her boyfriend Adam, Hannah gets tested and learns that she has HPV, a.k.a. genital warts. But when she learns it was now-gay ex-boyfriend Elijah who gave it to her, it looks like she owes Adam an apology.