University of South Carolina pre-med student Alexander Maroshek managed to escape a fire that destroyed his duplex, and did it with his just his cell phone and bathrobe. In an interview with WIS-TV, Maroshek, who resembles a young Will Ferrell, explains that the fire was "not frat at all." That's poetic justice if we've ever heard it.
The fire was started by an overloaded surge protector. As for the Maroshek's analysis of the fire, nothing more eloquent has been uttered before a camera in the wake of destruction.