What's worse than the zombie apocalypse, global warming and the Mayan calendar ending all at once?

Simple: The Glitch.

It will turn your favorite video game characters into unrecognizable blobs, shoot them ten stories up into the air and give them worse seizures than an epileptic kid watching that episode of Pokémon that gave kids lots of seizures. And it's coming for you, next.

Thanks to Corridor Digital for continuing to be hilarious.

[via reddit]