You didn't know you wanted it, but here it is anyway: The crossover to beat all crossovers, Breaking Bad and Downton Abbey. Breaking Abbey, if you will.

The clip, which comes courtesy of The Colbert Report, features Downton Abbey regulars Hugh BonnevilleRob James-Collier and Jim Carter - and a special appearance Mark Consuelos as "Spider," a variation of the unforgettable Tuco Salamanca. There is one key difference, however: In classic British fashion, the Downton cast's drug of choice isn't meth, addictive tea called "black chamomile crank."

You can check out the video above.

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[via TV Line]