Barry Weiss gives no fucks, and this is undoubtedly his best trait. A collector based out of Los Angeles, the Storage Warsstar often bids on lockers in search of one or two items—the rest of the lot he gets rid of, either by selling it or giving it to charity.

In most episodes, Weiss ends up losing money when he bids on lockers that don’t have the items he wants, but while most guys would be pretty bummed, he doesn’t seem to care. You'd think his life motto is #YOLO. Plus, he seems like he’d be an awesome guy to get drunk with, and we like that.

Also, Weiss is a seasoned 64-years-old and still makes jokes like, "$1,500 is a lot to pay for just some head," which is undeniably awesome.