This bizarre 1984 adventure follows Santa on an 8-bit journey to fulfill all the Christmas wishes in the world after oversleeping. He's got only five hours to do it in, too. For a game with such an innocuous premise, there sure are a lot of child zombies and demons running around everywhere. And these zombie kids drink Santa's blood. Yeah, we're not so sure either. And why do these kids deserve toys for Christmas anyway? You'd probably be better off skipping this holiday massacre.
7. Special Delivery: Santa's Christmas Chaos