First of all, the concept of elf bowling doesn't exactly sound like an imaginative or wonderful idea in any capacity, unless perhaps you've rounded up a group of good little elves and are rewarding them with a riveting game of bowling. But that's not the case. Instead, you're playing as Santa, bowling over a group of defenseless elves huddled together at the end of a lane. It's brutal. It's cruel and unusual punishment. Most of all, it's a horrible game. It's got all the grace of a free mobile app and the seriousness of a drunken kindergartner. Seriously. This is not a Christmas moment you want to be a part of.
2. Elf Bowling
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