After drinking some "strong tea," mild-mannered journalist Matilda Jeffries (Taylor) confides in Derek Zoolander (Stiller) and Hansel McDonald (Wilson) that she hasn't had sex in over a year. Simply blown away by the news, the two moronic male models proceed to make sweet love to Matilda in Hansel's compound, with some help from a few Finnish dwarves and a handful of Maori tribesman.