Is there anything more nostalgic than the stop-motion animated Christmas specials? And the best one by far is Santa Claus is Coming to Town. Kris Kringle is a certified badass (he brings toys to a village that sees happy children as a criminal offense), he has a pet penguin, and he gets to marry the hottest marionette in existence, Miss Jessica (voiced by Robie Lester).
Is that weird? No, because like us you first saw this special when you were four and you've had a crush on the school teacher, who vaguely resembles Lana Del Rey, ever since.