On Christmas Eve, children across the globe head to bed early so Santa Claus can break into their house, eat their cookies, and hopefully, leave them a sweet Nerf gun. The jolly old man lives a simple life of giving, but Santa needs to get some, too.

We've spent countless hours watching movies, television, and the baby they make, made-for-TV movies, just so we could bring you 10 of Santa's hottest hook-ups. The big guy has to get his kicks somehow, and here's a list that proves that the sleigh isn't the only thing he rides.

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