RIP: 25 Things That Need to Be Retired from 2012

18. The Tea Party

A.k.a. "The Worst Human Beings Proportional to How Much Political News is Still Devoted to Them."
Why? Because we should just call them what they are: racists, idiots, and cowards who take extreme action for no other reason than to draw attention to themselves as a "movement." They're as much a "movement" as people who suck helium from balloons and try their best Steve Urkel impersonations, which is to say: Loud, ignorant Americans, and nothing else.

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