1. Honey Boo Boo Child
A.k.a. It goes by no other name.
Why? Because there's unspeakable evil, and then there's speakable evil. Here we have evidence of the latter. Why we let this child-demon suck our braincells through the television until we're half-past Walking Dead-like zombietards doesn't matter any more. All that matters is that we stop it before we're literally unable as a society to make it to 2014 because she's made us too stupid to read even the most basic calendar.