Oy, here we go. A new trailer for the ever snowballing cluster-fuck that is the Final Fantasy franchise is here for you to watch, then subsequently scratch your head and go about your day.

Lightning Returns: Final Fantasy XIII promises 'world driven' RPG action and polished lady-boys with fancy hair. Lightning Returns: Final Fantasy XIII is scheduled to release in 2013 for Xbox 360 and PlayStation 3. Watch the trailer and let us know what you think.