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Mr. Predictable

Location: Food court at a shopping mall

Dude, do you realize that every drunk frat boy who ever tried to pick her lock has serenaded her with "Sweet Caroline"? For a girl in her mid-20s named Caroline, there could not be a less special song. Although to be fair, there could not be a place less special than the food court at a mall, so at least you're consistent.

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