Meet the Future Non-In-Laws
Location: Her family's house at Christmas
This guy is too good to be true! You know that the family is totally digging this ass-kissing; Aunt Rita is ready to adopt him, and Cousin Greg is ready to bust out his best cigars. It's a done deal, and he just needs Erica to sign off on it. Wait, Erica? Where are you going, sugarplum?