Chris D'Elia: I never dress up for Christmas. Sometimes, to make my mom happy, I put on a sweater. But I never had a candy cane hat or anything like that. I refuse to wear ugly sweaters. 

Big Boi: My mother made me wear this super-hot velvet bodysuit with rubber bottoms when I was 10. I had to wear antlers, too. I went to sleep on Christmas Eve, sweating like a motherfucker.

Angie Martinez: We do ugly Christmas sweaters at my grandmother’s house every year. I have a cream Christmas sweater dress that’s glittery with snowflakes. I wear it with matching cream tights.

Nicky Diamonds: I wouldn’t know. I’m always under the assumption I look good even though I might look like an idiot. It works.